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mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying

fuckyeahgreatplays:

In Rehearsal With John Lithgow, Annette Bening, and Shakespeare in the Park’s King Lear

Why didn’t anyone tell me Steven “Hand to God” Boyer is playing the Fool?!

OH THE BEAAARRRDDD

barbotrobot:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fabferre:

assflute:

so our class is reading romeo and juliet
and i stumble across this gem

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did shakespeare really just make a dick joke

Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick…

Currently working on a production of Romeo and Juliet where our servants/minor characters are all clowns, and on this line, Sampson pulls out a giant, green, plastic baseball bat and holds it in a hilariously phallic manner. Oh Billy Shakes, you’re just begging for situations like these from beyond the grave.

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

skylarsugarsocks:

why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

I definitely need one of these

mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying

hocuslucas:

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

I’m in a production of this during the upcoming summer, and lemmie just say, no one in my cast is over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are, especially the people playing Romeo and Juliet.

ninelannister:

I mean I always get a little choked up at weddings.

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY